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if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

The Cheshire Cat

“From now on, people can either accept you for who you are, or they can fuck off.”

Claude Monet » Water Lilies 

3.08 - Second Sons.
There will be no bedding ceremony. There will be if I command it. Then you’ll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock.

She was mortified. It was not supposed to be this way. She had dreamed of her wedding a thousand times, and always she had pictured how her betrothed would stand behind her tall and strong, sweep the cloak of his protection over her shoulders, and tenderly kiss her cheek as he leaned forward to fasten the clasp.